Candy Samples
Nude

Is there anything better (or sweeter) than candy, especially when it’s free for the taking? Get yourself a sample of the aptly-named, professional blonde sexhibitionist Candy Samples, who brought a legendarily large pair of lung ornaments into show-biz with her. Then she made them even bigger — so big that you would be tempted to designate them as “fabled,” except that filmic evidence exists of their enormity, and fables are imaginary. Set up a viewing of Prison Girls (1972) — the women in prison flick which includes a shower scene and plenty of forbidden sex with dudes — or Superchick (1973) — an action comedy about a nympho chic who’s up to no good — and prepare to be floored by the knockout dimensions of Candy’s naturally grown knockers. Then, after you put your jaw back in its socket, brace yourself for the enhanced reality of Samples’s supersized mega-mams in the BDSM comedy Fantasy (1976), the superhero sex flick Flesh Gordon (1974), the naughty Pandora Peaks (2001), or the tit parade 42nd Street Pete’s Busty Babe Bonanza (2011). We’re amazed that Candy can stand up straight, but she happened to lean over a bit due to her top-heavy frame, we certainly wouldn’t mind those sweet knockers in our face. Some of her other credits include Bigger the Better (1981), The Best Little Whorehouse in San Francisco (1985), Down and Dirty (1985), and Cock Robin (1989). Whoever said “less is more” had a much shallower understanding of the universe than does Candy Samples and we hope to Sample her sweet treats again soon!